I just want him to get down on his hands and knees and scrub my floors. Just imagine.....all that male muscle, stretching and groaning and rubbing, sweat glistening.....and....and..... and ....
Well...I'm sure you gals get the picture.....
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Ah.......you wanna have to work for it on top of the work you're already doing, eh?
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I think that if I asked Nic to help clean up a mess, I'd want to see him rubbing oil on some wood while only wearing those blue and yellow gloves he wore in Matchstick Men. No jeans requred!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! do you think he would be willing to do it in just a pair of faded blue jeans? otherwise, men are hopelessly slow at cleaning and i would end up frustrated and doing it myself!
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I've never been much of a housefrau anyway.............
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LOl, according what i saw in Matchstick men, nic can be a helpfull tool in spring cleanout gals. But who could be so stupid to preffer cleaning with NICKY before having a wild sex with nicky..............
"Hell begins on the day when God grants us a clear vision of all that we might have achieved, of all the gifts which we have wasted, of all that we might have done which we did not do" ~~Gian Carlo Menotti~~
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! doc is a genius. she has found a way to play doctor with nic, with out him even there! Definately zandalee for reproduction. BTW, b your description made me spit dr. pepper all over my key board. i shake my virtual finger at you! this is a ridiculously cheap and crappy keyboard here!
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"never explain. your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe it anyway" - IHOP sugar packet -
Hmmmm.......well let's see then. The hottest sex is the kind that comes from the mind and 'senses' anyway........Will that help in your 'teachings'?
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I think the movie that was suggested for teaching reproduction was the movie ZANDALEE. For those who haven't seen it, it visually teaches how the male plugs into the female recepticle. ;)
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It is not funny gals. This is important b/c those people I have in my classroom will be doctors, and therefore this would be nice if they will have appropriate knowledge and skills.............
BTW -. what did you mean directly about this ...........reprodiction.............., then, which movie will be the best?
Great! Nicsters, we´ve been appointed Doctor Jen´s movie advisors... do we get a special mention in the credits? Do we get to to have a cup of Jen´s special coffee recipe with the students in the canteen? LOL!
Ah... um... er, Doc? When are you going to lecture your students about... ahem, reproduction? Because I´ve got a certain movie in mind... they will love the clip... and will beg you for a repeat viewing... and may even fail the exam to see it over again...
Take a wild guess... (just a hint here: the first letter in the title is a Z)
-- Edited by mara on Tuesday 31st of March 2009 02:42:46 PM
LOL! And how about another one... a man suffers from panic disorder, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder...
Don't worry, doc, you're not the only obsessed one...
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Can I have some of whatever landed in your coffee today, Doctor Jenn......cuz I wanna play Doctor with Nic too.
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Ah... um... er, Doc? When are you going to lecture your students about... ahem, reproduction? Because I´ve got a certain movie in mind... they will love the clip... and will beg you for a repeat viewing... and may even fail the exam to see it over again...
Take a wild guess... (just a hint here: the first letter in the title is a Z)
-- Edited by mara on Tuesday 31st of March 2009 02:42:46 PM
Hey NICKY, today I had a lecture about PAIN, with my students. i need to explain terms like pain threshold, pain tolerance - and I used the sequence from the city of angels, where meg ryan is explaining to the SETH - that women pain tolerance is better than man tolerance is...........LOL what they can think about the teacher? slightly shifted obsessed doctor jenny?
the next week programme is about shock, tissue hypoperfusion. I am gonna to use the sequence from the WTC - where John is compressed within the ruins of WTC building - excelent example of crush syndroma.
jez, what I drop into my coffee?
-- Edited by jenny on Wednesday 1st of April 2009 12:56:26 PM