Ooooh..............I can just hear the evil cackling in your voice from over here Mara! Nobody ever suspects the cleaning lady of nefarious deeds. She's usually silently, almost invisibly, tiptoeing around.......You, dear one, have come up with a most interesting scenario for this screenplay!
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Ok gals, I love villains... for my movie debut I´d like to play the most coveted part in any crime story... the cleaning lady, LOL! I mean, a detective obviously cannot afford a butler, but he certainly will hire a cleaning lady since all self respecting detectives are known to be sloppy lone wolves who simply cannot devote time to solving domestic matters (except Monk?). Nic´s cleaning lady in this particular story will have a huge crush on her employer and, as every servant in film noir, have a card up her sleeve and hold the key to all the missing clues... Beware ladies, I´ll be eavesdropping you behind closed doors! And if I think you´re laying your hand on my Master Nicolas, then I´ll dust you off the picture, hehehe... *note the possesive streak in my guffaw*
Hey PieGirl..........Did you ever consider that YOUR character.......is known not only for knowing how to manhandle mounds of dough but is also known for having great buns too??? And....um......
Hmmm.......wow....now I'm brainstorming again!
Maybe you'd be the sidekick's competition cuz everyone know's the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach.......
Geesh......AND now there is the problem that if you were the sidekick's competition (in your version of the flick)......you'd have to poison yourself!
OOH.......Piegirl!!!! You could play the part of the beautiful psychopath in this flick!!!! Or the character with multiple personalities!!!! Whaddya think?
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Ah........ohkay then.............I was a bit worried there that I'd have to bite the dust early on in the flick, thereby never getting the chance to turn into a lover who takes care of Nic's character.
Of course.......that can't happen to early on in the movie either.
Face it! All the Nicsters want their Andy Warhol shot at fame....and in this screenplay...... that means they all want their shot at a hop in the sack with Nic's character!
Geesh....could you imagine the uproar if Nic settled down with one woman to quickly in this flick?
Nope....gotta give all the Nicsters their chance at bedding Nic!
Can ya tell......I believe in being an equal opportunity moderator on this forum???
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no no no. poison the competition, NOT the sidekick! like the sidekick. friendship turned lover. what more could i hope for nic? besides, at least i know u would take care of him;)
Oh dear..........I never considered that the sidekick would get knocked off in the movie......hmmmm.....maybe I'd better rethink what part I want to play.
Perhaps I can just be the sexy voice on the other end of a phone......or the girl who works in the surveillance van. She's crucial to the plot cuz of the information at her fingertips but she's totally behind the scenes and therefore not prone to being poisoned off by the Babe in the Bakery who has a thing for Nic!
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i want to run the bakery where nic brainstorms with his sexy sidekick. then i can admire him from afar. gotta thing for unrequited love, like that chick in moonstruck. of course then i could always poison said sidekick's competition. not to death, just nasty sick which is never attractive;)
This MOVIE is to be written by US....the Nicsters!
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE.....should feel free to jump right in and add a character (based on yourself would be good) or a plot twist or whatever to this topic thread.
This could be really, really, really fun and creative!
Okay....so I am starting it off now with what we have from the other thread.........
So far, the Nicster's screenplay is to be a moody and suspenseful erotic thriller, a sort of "film noir". It is to be filmed in black and white.
Nic is to play a sexy, lusty detective who knows how to woo women with a 'come hither' look of his gorgeous eyes. He uses this gift on unsuspecting women as he goes about solving mysteries.
All the Nicsters (men and women) can write a part to play where Nic either has to protect you, interview you or suspect you of a crime. Or.......feel free to come up with some other twist to the screenplay.
Be creative!!!
Let's see......Gwen has decided that she is willing to write this screenplay and that she also wants to play the part of a murderer so Nic will have a reason to 'punish' her.
Jenn has been pegged to play either a 'bad Doctor' or perhaps the Forensic Doctor that Nic works closely with to get evidence early on in a case. (note to Jenn.....Please feel free to change your role.......we're just brainstorming here....). OH! And Jenn has sweetly offered to 'direct' this movie as well.
And I have asked that I play the part of Nic's trusted sidekick/confident. I've requested that there be a 'smoldering' of unspoken lust and deep respect between our characters even tho Dective Nic is constantly hooking up with all the women he is protecting/interviewing and/or suspecting of nefarious deeds.
So...........come on folks! ADD YOUR PART HERE or YOUR IDEAS!
Woo-hoo! I can't wait to see where this will lead........
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