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Moody 'Wolverine' Freak

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RE: Nicaholic Anonymous


LOL! Thanks!!smile

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Hey Falconlady.........ANYTHING that works....works!  Good luck finding the man of your dreams!

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Moody 'Wolverine' Freak

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Here is mine:
I've been a Nicaholic for 11 or 12 years, which started only because I had a glimpse of the Face/Off trailer. It became even more serious after I joined in Cagefactor... LOL!!

Liz, the man could be Frank (you know whom I'm talking about...biggrin),
so you'd better watch out!!

Bonnie, I'm with you, 
but there is still little belief in my heart that it can be curable as Jenny says. The man himself quit smoking because of Weston, his dear son; I believe that I can quit him until I find a man as dear to me like Jack...wink
(oops this seems the wrong way to cure myself...biggrin


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I dare to disagree with you Dr.   Truth is the only way to live in my opinion.  Thing is....sometimes the truth is a hard pill to swallow....

Oh and Mara.....you mean the only hope for you or any of us is if Nic stops making movies?   Gawd.....that's a HARSH treatment for all of us.....

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-- Edited by Oom at 08:29, 2009-02-06

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Ok, I´ll introduce myself: I´m Mara and I´m Nicaholic without redemption... I wish I could take this Nic-Cage-the-cursed-artist phantasy out of my system, but... It´s eight years since I´ve been inoculated with the virus and as long as he keeps making movies I´ll never be cured, thank the goddess of Fame for that!

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Ok, OK, mami,

I would be happy in school again, no responsibility, party to the morning, sleeping in hospital.............nice memories, and BTW I met my housband in school................what a beautiful romantic time

truth serum - sometimes it is not appreciated for patients to know truth you know?

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Dear Dr Jenn..........you are now required to go back to medical school.  You misdiagnosed my truth serum as sadness while in truth, it is called 'Tongue in Cheek' syndrom!

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Gesh, I said,
somethin is wrong with u today, you sound pretty pesimistic, huh?
I will never leave the hope behind. That s my job.

But maybe, one day I will meet NIC and he really make my blood boil, I mean make me angry, /nothing naughty/ and then I simple say, OK, and let him go without any pain in my soul. lol

Jez . your weird mood was transmited thru the internet into my office, get out sad mood, get out.



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Ladies.......I have been a Nicfan for many moons.  I hate to disappoint you but there really is no cure.  

Occasionally someone's family tries to do an intervention of sorts on a Nicfan by making a Nicfan throw out all their Nic movies and memorabilia.  Thing is..... Nicfans are usually highly intelligent women.... who while agreeably throwing out all Nic related material, is already plotting in her head how she can replenish her stock with NEW and improved DVD versions of all Nic's movies....That, or she has already stashed away doubles of everything Nic related somewhere convenient and safe.  All she needs is a few moments alone and this Nicaholic will be back in full force!

***Warning to family members who stage an intervention**** Threatening a Nicfan with "It's HIM or us" usally results in the Nicfan choosing Nic.  Remember!  Nic is a DRUG.  You are threatening a Nic ADDICT and threats concerning a Nicaholic fix will always result in being a dismal failure. 

Other Nicfans have been known to be picked up by Liz's 'men in white coats' and those Nicaholics are rumored to be forceablly subjected to watching Nic movie after Nic movie after Nic movie for days on end in hopes that their brain circuits will overload and give them what is called "FanAmnesia".  This treatment rarely works.   In fact, Researchers are now noticing a rebound effect to this treatment.  It's called "Happy Face".

The sad fact is that once Nic has gotten under your skin, he's a hard fellow to shake.   

Face it........Nicaholics are doomed to a life of drool.

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somebody please help me. i think i'm going crazy,- there's this man, an actor - but to me he's a GOD, Nicolas Cage is his name and i'm totally blown away by him, can't stop thinking about him - he's always on my mind - everywhere i go everything i do he IS IN MY HEAD. i am totally obssessed with the dude - i imagine myself "with" him (if you know what i mean?). i get so jealous when i see him kissing other women on screen - i just want to scratch their eyes out! he's supposed to be with me....... please doc tell me am i a Nicaholic? what's the diagnosis and is there any cure...............or is it time for me to be carted away by the men in white coats??............

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YIKES,
i like it.
First we have to prepare some including criteria, LA, LA, LA,

Who will be the first?

Hey I am Jenny, and I am a nicaholic, what a confession.
I cant work, eat, sleep, make sex /ups sorry cagefactor/, clean up the dishes, make a household chores - only thinking of NIC CAGE:
HELP ME .


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Moody 'Wolverine' Freak

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Does anyone want to join in?
How about asking Dr. Jenny to be in charge of this??
She may work more efficiently if there is a organization...smile



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