Well... most reviewers grudgingly admit that Nic´s creation of a voice for Speckles is brilliant, and the best of the whole film... some Imdb posters also say that he steals the show.
(BTW, I´m and avid spoilers reader and I know why Nic says his mole has an dark side to it... there´s a reason why he´s not pictured in the poster along with the heroes... LOVE IT!!)
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'G-Force' **
The new Disney macho rodent action picture "G-Force" skews toward preteens in self-explanatory ways, promising gadgets, gizmos and guinea pigs, in 3-D. The script comes from The Wibberleys (Marianne and Cormac, husband and wife), who already sound like their own Disney TV series, though they worked on everything from the second, excremental "Bad Boys" to "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle," along with the kid-aimed remake of "The Shaggy Dog" and the "National Treasure" pictures. Sample dialogue here: "Get your butt out of my face!" "Get your face out of my butt!"
But, in other ways, "G-Force" has the vibe of a typical R-rated Jerry Bruckheimer headbanger. Its sensibility isn't so much childish as smarmily adolescent. What's with the shot of the babe guinea pig, voiced by Oscar-winner Penelope Cruz, rising out of the water in slow motion, glistening wet, like an anonymous music video ho? It's a joke, but the audience just stared at it, muttering.
Producer Bruckheimer and his first-time director, visual effects veteran Hoyt H. Yeatman Jr., see no stylistic difference between the frenetic derring-do of "G-Force" and the atmosphere of such Bruckheimer hits as "Con Air" or "The Rock." I sort of like "The Rock," but that doesn't mean I'd like to see "The Rock" with computer-generated commando critters dropped into it.
The film warns against technology running amok, which affords parents a teaching moment regarding the definition of the word "hypocrisy." Premise: Bill Nighy's consumer-electronics maven plans to take over the world. U.S. government-funded guinea pigs (Zach Galifianakis plays their human handler, who gets shut down by his bosses) must prevent the worst. The pacing's unvaryingly nervous, as if a gerbil directed it, and the peril and callous human behavior remains ever-present.
It is a very lucky thing indeed that Nicolas Cage provides the stuffy-nose, uber-nerd voice of the commando mole, Speckles. Cage's amusing vocal characterization single-handedly gives this energetically soulless enterprise some personality. Sam Rockwell voices the steely, self-reliant rodent lead, Darwin, and, like Cage, he does what he can with virtually laugh-free material. Tracy Morgan is Blaster, who is, you know, a ghetto blaster, perpetually macking on Juarez (Cruz) and talkin' smack and generally auditioning for "Bad Boys 3."
The pop-cult references require knowledge of "MacGyver," "Die Hard" and "Apocalypse Now." Toward the end, "G-Force" starts making no sense at all, neither tonally or narratively. It may not matter to the target audience, though the look on my son's face when it was over was pure Buster Keaton. He says he liked it well enough. Me, a little less.
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MPAA rating: PG (for some mild action and rude humor)
Running time: 1:28
Starring the voices of Nicolas Cage (Speckles); Sam Rockwell (Darwin); Jon Favreau (Hurley); Steve Buscemi (Bucky); Tracy Morgan (Blaster); Penelope Cruz (Juarez); also starring Bill Nighy (Saber); Will Arnett (Kip Killian); Zach Galifianakis (Ben); Kelli Garner (Marcie); Loudon Wainwright (Grandpa Goodman)
Directed by: Hoyt H. Yeatman Jr.; written by Marianne and Cormac Wibberley; produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. A Walt Disney Pictures release.
Photo(s) Photo: Penelope Cruz voices Juarez (left) and Sam Rockwell is the voice of Darwin in "G-Force." Photo (color): 'G-Force' ** The Bruckheimer treatment (think "Con Air") doesn't really suit these talking animals. (Live! Movies section, Page 1)