"Hell begins on the day when God grants us a clear vision of all that we might have achieved, of all the gifts which we have wasted, of all that we might have done which we did not do" ~~Gian Carlo Menotti~~
... that there´s a 10 minute play with his name on the title? Yep, there is: "Nicolas Cage is not his real name", by Harold Cropp.
I couldn´t find any further information, so I cannot tell you if Nic is just mentioned in the title or the play somehow is inspired by him.... Check it out: