Bakery Babe

Very close friends with the Cleaning lady.   She adores the Detective from afar and is, indeed so protective of him that she is not above poisoning the competition   Her almond cookies are to die for.  Unrequited love is okay with her as long as her beloved ends up with someone she approves of.  She is plump with a nicely rounded butt.  She seems to be the average girl next door, not very noticeable.  But she notices everything about everyone else!  She and the other invisible female character, the Cleaning lady, have eyes that take everything in and ears that eavesdrop very, very well.  Both are dear friends of the Sidekick and pass pertinent information on to her to share with the Detective.

The Detective.

Possible names:  Andrew or Drew, Scott, Hugh Nobalot, last name could be Stonewaller.

Lead character.  Adopted brother of Doctor Jennifer Stonewaller.  He enjoys a good cigar and 30 yr old Scotch, straight up, often.   (**Important note to screenwriter:  He takes two showers a day, please use this trait to delight the moviegoers**).  He is tall, handsome, well bodied, in effect Scorchingly HOT with irresistible charm.  He has an amazing smile and almost always wears sunglasses.  He is most comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt.  On official business he can be seen wearing a waistcoat with the FBI logo on the back.  

He is known to be a playboy.  He uses the most of his looks and charm to his own advantage, without much regard for the women he seduces.  In this way he uses seduction as a weapon for ferreting out information.   He is sexually insatiable and its possible that his need for sex has become an addiction.  Does all this point to a character with no moral code or compass?   Even though the Detective can have any woman he wants and has confidence in his sexuality, inside he is actually emotionally raw from what he and his sister went thru as children. 

He is a fair person, extremely sweet to his sister and son.  He is a fair employer and treats his cleaning woman with respect, paying her well for a job well done.  The Detective has known his secretary since childhood and is just now coming to the realization that the sexual tension he has always had with her may be more than just lust that he is feeling.  Its possible he cant fight what hes been feeling anymore and that it is true love. 

Secretarial Sidekick to the Detective

Possible Names:  Mina Gotthehots, Kathrin OConnel and Ms Smiley

Shes known both Dr Stonewaller and the Detective since childhood.  She is highly loyal to them both, especially to the Detective, with whom there is a mutual smoldering,  yet never acted upon nor spoken about shared lust.   This loyal and highly trusted confident of the Detective knows how to keep her mouth shut and the two share mutual respect for each other.  However, the Sidekick might harbor some other feelings towards the Detective as she is forced to watch him seduce all of the female characters throughout the movie, making her feel a bit like an invisible wallflower.  Yet, she is also bemused by his antics.  She has crucial information at her fingertips, and guards the information passionately.  She is very close friends with both the Baker and the Cleaning lady and can often be seen with the two of them grabbing a piece of pie and a cup of java in the neighborhood Pie shop owned by the baker friend.  

THE CLEANING LADY

Suggested Name:  Molly Penderdust

On first glance, she is quietly invisible.  Yet, when one takes the time to notice the cleaning lady, they find that she is an exquisitely beautiful raven haired Senorita with a body to die for.  She has a huge crush on the Detective, her employer and unbeknownst to him never misses anything.  She hears and sees all and keeps cards up her sleeve for when needed.  She has a possessive streak and in hot, fiery Spanish will let you know that if you cross her or her employer, shell dust you out of the picture.  She spends her endless days of cleaning in fantasy mode, wanting to be the instigator in some crime (in order to catch the Detectives eye) but she has an aversion to blood and messiness.

FORENSIC SPECIALIST

Suggested Name: DR. JENNIFER STONEWALLER

Jennifer, the adopted sister of the Detective is a beautiful but icily cold woman.  She shows no emotional warmth and because of this, her one stab at a relationship has ended in Divorce.  Its possible she suffers from a mental illness (maybe Dissociative Personality Disorder) and it is possible that because of all the hours spent alone in the morgue with corpses, that she has lost her marbles completely and has now started murdering people, then autopsying them, all the while planting evidence that points elsewhere.   As a youngster, she and the Sidekick Secretary were the best of friends.  The Detective adores his little sister but starts to suspects her of being in collusion with the actual murderer (Gwen)

Jennifer and the Detectives adoptive parents died together many years ago under very strange circumstances, which have never been fully explained.  This tragedy is what made the lead character become a Detective and Jennifer a Doctor of Forensics.  They have never gotten over the deaths of their parents and they are still searching for the truth.  The Doctor dies in an apparent suicide, witnessed by her brother, towards the end of the movie.