I was having a ****ty morning until my Ferret, Lucy turned it around in minutes. I was sitting on the toilet, happily reading my morning porn mag, when I heard claws tear-assin around the corner. I knew the ferret was heading for her favorite spot- trying to stand on my underwear as I swat at her like crazy. she's running--fast. She hit the bathroom door at mock 10--headfirst. And then continued into the bathroom-swaying a little- and immediately jumps into the tub with just a bit too much gusto. I swear to god she did a slipping flip that looked like something out of a cartoon. She comes out wet and hits the floor in a slipping run, I jumped up to avoid a collision and Lucy splashed in all of her glory into the toilet. She then leaped out looking like a malnourished river rat and swaggered away acting like she meant to do that. God love Ferrets!

Darcy